February 22, 2013 BB94
Ring in the mountains! Ring in the valleys! Ring cross the fountains! Ring through the alleys! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring of dark! A meteor struck! Hark, hark, hark, hark, Fuck, fuck, fuck!
TI, that damn asshole said That we can no longer use their shit On emulators not, not theirs! Not even their operating systems! Worse than the Nspire or the CSE! We can't program ASM now! Not without risking a crash or a brick TI, trying to close their calculators
When they said that, The ground shook A hamster shat And read a book The post standing And everyone On fire, pissing At the sun!
Some said that TI could not enforce the Evil terms so enraging us! But others warned of even worse times When TI restricts us more! Many turned to Casio, Hoping for a better career Refusing to support TI anymore, They even used Casio's calculators in school!
Teacher fuming At these kids Darkness looming Over eyelids Chant, chant, chant Against this wrong Rant, rant, rant And sing the song!
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